Lyrics. The parts that I yell are set in caps.

WHEN DADS CRY
RUFFLED FEATHERS AT FAMILY BARBEQUE
SALTY ONION DIP
COLESLAW JUICE RUINS SERVIETTES
SHIT A FUCKING BRICK

TIPSY PETS GET WRINKLY KISSES
BLISTER UP AND BARE FEET PRICKLE
TODDLER YEARS ARE PINK AND TICKLED
TEENAGES BOTH CRUEL AND FICKLE

OFF THEY GO RUB CROTCHES BUM SMOKES
SAUSAGE WAXES OVER IN THE FRIDGE
HE CAN IMAGINE THE TECHNO NONSENSE
IN HIS DAUGHTER'S MAKE-UP SO THICK

SMALL CHILDREN HEADACHE
BIG CHILDREN HEARTACHE

READY TO DRUNK
I'VE ALREADY DRUNK ALL MY RTDS
I WANNA TEXT HIM COS IM SO FUCKING HORNY
I THINK I LEFT MY PHONE ON TOP OF THE TOILET AT BURGER KING
MY CHICKEN BREAST BRA SLIMES ON MY TIT

IM CARRYING MY HEELS
A BIT OF MEAT GOT IN MY CLEAVAGE
MY G-STRING, MY ASS, MY SKIRT, BLEW UP

TAR PIT
YOU HAVE GONE AND SUNK REALLY LOW THIS TIME
PALEONTOLOGY IS A KEEN INTEREST OF MINE
JUST TRY AND CLAW OUT THROUGH THE ASPHALT
I'M COOKING WITH THE BONES OF MAMMOTHS

WIDE ON
NEANDERTHAL STRENGTH AND MISTY SWEAT
HEAVY BEARDY METAL HAIR
I'M SITTING LIKE YOU'RE DRUMMING
BUMPIN' IN MY CHAIR
WIDE ON, WIDE ON
RIGHT ON, WE'RE ON

BAG OF RUBBISH
DAY OLD DELI SANDWICH
REDUCED PRICE BUT HIGH IN FOUL
HAIRBRAIN SCHEMES, RASHY SKIN
PORRIDGE JOWLS AND DOGGY STINK
CHIN SKIN HANG LIKE AN AVALANCHE OF WET SPECKLED CEMENT
A WASH WOULD NOT MASK THE WHIFF OF BEING THICK AS PIGSHIT

HIPPY TIMING
HIPPY TIMING
IT DRAGS ON
WHAT IS THIS BUM JAM
WRITE A SONG

AGGRESSIVE SCRAPBOOKING ACCESSORY SALESWOMAN
FRAMING FAMILIES
BORDERING ON REPULSIVE
HOLE PUNCH HEAD PUNCH

BOY BUS
JACK THREW A PROCESSED CHEESE SLICE AT MY HEAD
I GAVE HIM A WET WILLY AND HE FARTED LIKE AN EGGY SWAMP
WHAT A GAY FUCKING DICK
WHAT A PUSSY LITTLE BITCH

Nicolas Cage

Vampire's Kiss is a great movie. Nicolas Cage does an amazing exasperated, amazing crazy. Here is my Nicolas Cage fan art.